The Jennifer Howell Rap
Before you all read this rap, I just wanted to say thank you to the hilarious Jennifer Howell. Because without her random thoughts, gestures, and dance moves, I would not of been able to come up with a masterpiece quite like the one you are about to read.
Yo! My name is "beep"
My friends call me "beep"
And I can't sleep
Cuz Natalie has been corrupting my goodness
With this Eminem music
Which is engraved in my brain
And it has been a strain
Not to say the Lord's name in vain
But, it must not count
If I don't use my mouth
So, cussing in my head has been a hobby of mine
A new verse with each line
A new must with each rhyme
A new cuss word each time
And thats why they say I got..
No thugs, No names
So, I must entertain myself
By singing to myself
And hope that no one else
Like Katie comes in
With three of her boyfriends
When I ain't got no men
And if I did they would watch me do the crotch grab
They would sit in my lap
Give me a backrub
Hop in the hot tub
All this love...
And then I woke up!!
And that is when I realized I got..
No love, No game,
No thugs, No names
But, Natalie, wait!
What you wrote about happened in sixth grade
That was many years ago
You know, things have changed
Jennifer.. okay okay
We can write about what happened closer to twelth grade
So, that you can demonstrate
The improvement you have made
In your "pimpin" game
Alright, Natalie, well here it is..
I went to Clemson
With Katie and some of her friends
Had a few drinks and then
All of the sudden
I was flirtin'
Doing my dirty workin'
And bustin out my "yo yo gangsta move" so much it was hurtin'
And to mine and everyone else's surprise
I had flirted for the very first time
In my entire life
Wow.. what an incredible night
Then, you can't forget
When I went to Europe
And told some random guy
That he had the most gorgeous eyes..
Oh yea! Those are two good examples of player improvement in my life!
Well, Jennifer, I must say
That you are learning how to play
And I will admit that you got...
Some Love, Some game,
But I am sorry to say
That you still got...
No thugs, No names!
Haha!! I hope you like the new part! Thanks again for your inspiration!
P.S. If you are all interested (which I am sure you are) in obtaining an autograph from Jennifer, you can find her in house #202 on Whixley Lane near the refrigerator.
posted by Natalie @ 7:24:00 PM
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